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[30 Dec 2003|11:12pm]
[ mood | bored ]

maybe i'll never die again.

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deep thoughts by hal handy [07 Nov 2003|11:13pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]

remember the episode of south park where kenny finds out his mom is pregnant and does everything and anything to get her to miscarry. and his dad always ends up getting the effects. he had that stomach thing, so he couldn't stop throwing up, and then he took some laxatives, and then when they get off that ride pregnant women should not go one he gets slapped in the face with something so his nose bleeds and he only has one garbage can to empty out into. it was like bleed, barf, crap, bleed, barf, crap, bleed, barf, crap, bleed, barf, crap, bleed, barf, crap, bleed, barf, crap. yeah, tv is great.

no need for caps, life is too short.

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[02 Nov 2003|10:48pm]
I will add the disclaimer when the fucking site works. I mean, what this is all real.
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